You're stung several dozen times by a swarm of bees. The large amount of venom in your blood causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you suffocate to death.
hehehe, to jest jak scenariusz horroru kto oglądał Rój?
ale tak poza tym to pszczółki są fajne
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Wiek: 28 Dołączył: 07 Mar 2005 Posty: 3015 Skąd: Sułów/Wrocław
Wysłany: 2006-12-06, 00:43
Kod:
While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
Maciek:
Kod:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.
After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.
po imieniu:
Cytat:
You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.
michał -
While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.
mash -
You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification
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Ale mi przyszłość wywrozyło ;/
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While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.
nigdy więcej zakupów
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Wiek: 26 Dołączyła: 08 Mar 2005 Posty: 2486 Skąd: w cieniu 71
Wysłany: 2006-12-07, 13:30
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Cytat:
You are abducted by aliens for research purposes. After months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction from a height of 3,000 feet.
demyt, szalenstwo. Lubie latac, ale bez przesady
Cytat:
In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.
mafia ? hmm..ale przynajmniej będę prowadzila jakies fajne biznesy
While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.
za kolosa:
Cytat:
While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
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